Nothing To See Here by Kevin Wilson

What do you get when you cross Mary Poppins with a foul-mouthed firefighter? - Lillian. When Lillian's very wealthy friend that she hasn't seen since school asks her to come right away because she needs her Lillian takes a look around at her dead-end life and goes. Lillian is unprepared for what the job being offered, that of being a live-in governess to a set of very unusual twins. The kids have a skill? affliction? talent? that might make it difficult for their dad and stepmom to reach their political dreams. Soon it becomes clear that Lillian and these kids are going to have to take on the world. Funny, very unusual and a total tearjerker at the same time, this is an insane look at parenting and love. As Smokey the Bear would have told Lillian - only you can prevent kids on fire.